Love hurts. Sometimes it sings high C, then gets bludgeoned with a rolling pin. In this darkly funny, emotionally raw novel, Barbara charts heartbreak, healing, and hysterical revenge. A must-read for anyone who’s loved, lost, or imagined murdering their ex’s new partner.
 
“Sing for me, sing! … then I would smile and kill her.”
 
“Possibly she was a ballerina with bulging calves… I confronted and killed them all in various awful, clever, and cathartic ways.”