top of page
Books & Merch
From Outrageous Gigolos to Heartbroken Heroines
Take a wild, wise ride through Barbara’s books.
Sugar Weasel Exposed!
The Bizarre True Story of the Gigolo Clown
What do you get when you mix Baudelaire, bachelorette parties, and mistaken identity? A riotously original tale that’ll leave you gasping and not just from laughter. Barbara’s latest book dives deep into deception, desire, and the unexpected power of writing one’s truth.
From the Book
“I told him that my writing had been influenced by Baudelaire, and he thought I said I wrote for Vanity Fair, and I didn’t correct him.”
“Bachelorette parties are two hundred dollars per hour and up. The divorce party rate is three hundred—depending.”
Buy Sugar Weasel Exposed!
Sister Barbara
The twisted tale of a betrayed woman
on the journey to regain her spirit
Love hurts. Sometimes it sings high C, then gets bludgeoned with a rolling pin. In this darkly funny, emotionally raw novel, Barbara charts heartbreak, healing, and hysterical revenge. A must-read for anyone who’s loved, lost, or imagined murdering their ex’s new partner.
From the Book
“Sing for me, sing! … then I would smile and kill her.”
“Possibly she was a ballerina with bulging calves… I confronted and killed them all in various awful, clever, and cathartic ways.”
Buy Sister Barbara
bottom of page